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Rosa Parks' "Featherlite" Peanut Butter Pancakes
Rosa Parks' "Featherlite" Peanut Butter Pancakes

Rosa Parks' "Featherlite" Peanut Butter Pancakes


You'll need...

- 1 cup of all-purpose flour
- 2 tablespoons of baking powder
- ½ teaspoon of salt
- 2 tablespoons of sugar
- 1 egg
- 1 ¼ cups of whole milk
- 1/3 cup of peanut butter
- 1 tablespoon of shortening, melted, or any neutral oil, like canola

 

1. In a large mixing bowl, combine the dry ingredients. In a separate, medium mixing bowl, combine the egg, whole milk, and peanut butter. Whisk together the wet ingredients until combined (it's ok if there are still some grains of peanut butter).

2. Pour the wet ingredients over the dry ingredients and mix until just combined.

3. Add the shortening or oil to a skillet and bring to 275° F. Spoon roughly one-fifth of the batter into the pan, into a roughly 4-inch pancake. Cook for about 2 minutes until bubbles form around the edges and the pancakes look dry and airy. Use a thin spatula to gently lift it and flip over to the other side. Cook for 2 to 2 1/2 minutes, until cooked through and golden-brown. Repeat with the rest of the batter and serve warm.

Makes 5 large pancakes

Recipe from the Food 52.

The Double Dare

The Double Dare


You’ll need…

- Whiskey
- Mountain Dew
- Pineapple juice
- Gummy worms, for garnish


Combine desired amount of whiskey, Mountain Dew, and pineapple juice in a cocktail shaker with ice. Stir until cool and well combined, or roughly 15 seconds. Strain into a glass filled with fresh ice, garnish with gummy worms, and enjoy!

Bandade

Bandade


You’ll need…

- 1 ½ ounces of gin
- 1 ½ ounces of fresh brewed ginger & chamomile tea
- ½ ounce of fresh lemon juice
- ½ ounce of honey syrup


Combine gin, ginger and chamomile tea, fresh lemon juice, and honey syrup in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake until cool and well combined, or roughly 15 seconds. Strain into a coupe glass, garnish with a lemon slice, and enjoy!

Themiscyra

Themiscyra


You’ll need…

- 2 ounces of ouzo
- ½ ounce of Cointreau
- dash of absinthe
- dash of bitters

- burnt lemon peel, for garnish

Combine ouzo, Cointreau, and absinthe in a cocktail shaker with ice. Stir until cool and well combined, or roughly 15 seconds. In a cocktail glass with fresh ice pour in a few dashes of bitters, and then strain and pour cocktail mixture into the glass. Garnish with a burnt lemon peel, and enjoy!

The Vin Diesel

The Vin Diesel


You’ll need…

- 1 ounce of vodka
- ½ ounce of Diesel or Everclear liquor
- ½ ounce of rice wine vinegar
- 1 teaspoon of caviar


Combine vodka and rice wine vinegar in a cocktail shaker with ice. Stir until cool and well combined, or roughly 15 seconds. Place caviar at the bottom of an empty cocktail glass, and then strain and pour cocktail mixture into the glass. Top shot glass with ½ ounce of Diesel or Everclear liquor, and then light on fire. Marvel at hardcore that drink is, blow out the flame, and enjoy!

Fire Stumble With Me

Fire Stumble With Me


You’ll need…

- 2 ounces of mezcal tequila
- ½ ounce of Ancho Reyes liqueur
- ½ ounce of grenadine
- 1 ounce of fresh lemon juice


Combine mezcal tequila, Ancho Reyes, grenadine, and fresh lemon juice in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake until cool and well combined, or roughly 15 seconds. Strain into a glass with fresh ice, and enjoy!

Poo-Ahnana Jon Benet

Poo-Ahnana Jon Benet

Watch Facebook Live Video for recipe!
You’ll need…

- 2 ounces of silver rum
- 2 ounces of coconut water
- ¼ cup of fresh pineapple
- 1 teaspoon of tamarind paste


Combine fresh pineapple and tamarind paster in a cocktail shaker. Muddle until well combined. Add silver rum, coconut water, and ice to the shaker. Shake until cool and well combined, or roughly 15 seconds. Strain into a glass with fresh ice, and enjoy!

Ghostface Te-Killa

Ghostface Te-Killa

Watch Facebook Live Video for recipe!
You’ll need…

- 2 ounces of silver tequila
- 1 ounce of unfiltered sake
- ½ ounce of fresh lime juice
- ¼ teaspoon of matcha powder


Combine fresh lime juice, and matcha powder in a cocktail shaker. Whisk until well combined, roughly 15 seconds. Add silver tequila, unfiltered sake, and ice to the shaker. Shake until cool, or another 15 seconds. Strain into a tall glass with fresh ice, and enjoy!

The Enchantress

The Enchantress

Watch Facebook Live Video for recipe!
You’ll need…

- 2 ounces of cognac
- 1 ounce of Cointreau
- 1 ounce of rose water
- ½ ounce of fresh lemon juice
- ½ ounce of pink peppercorn syrup
- 1 egg white


Combine cognac, Cointreau, rose water, fresh lemon juice, pink peppercorn syrup, and egg white in a cocktail shaker. Dry shake until well combined, roughly 15 seconds. Add ice and shake again until cool, or another 15 seconds. Strain into a chilled coupe glass, and enjoy!

The Continental

The Continental

Watch Facebook Live Video for recipe!
You’ll need…

- 2 ounces of Blanton’s bourbon
- 1 ounce of Antica Carpano vermouth
- ¼ ounce of Fernet-Branca
- Angostura bitters
- Brandy soaked cherries, for garnish

Combine Blanton’s bourbon, Antica Carpano vermouth, Fernet-Branca, and a few dashes of Angostura bitters  in a cocktail shaker with ice. Stir until well combined and cooled, roughly 30 seconds. Strain into a chilled coupe or martini glass, garnish with a brandy soaked cherry, and enjoy!

La La Lavendar

La La Lavendar

Watch Facebook Live Video for recipe!
You’ll need…

- 2 ounces of sage infused gin
- 1 ounce of crème de violette
- ¾ ounce fresh lemon juice
- ½ ounce of honey lavender syrup

Combine sage infused gin, crème de violette, fresh lemon juice, and honey lavender syrup in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake until well combined, roughly 15 seconds. Strain into a chilled coupe glass, and enjoy!

The Kinky Fuckery

The Kinky Fuckery

Watch Facebook Live Video for recipe!
You’ll need…

- 2 ounces of silver tequila
- ½ ounce of whiskey
- 2 ounces of fresh strawberry juice
- ½ ounce of fresh lime juice
- ½ ounce of jalapeno simple syrup
- 1 egg white

Combine silver tequila, whiskey, fresh strawberry juice, fresh lime juice, jalapeno simple syrup, and egg white in a cocktail shaker. Dry shake until well combined, roughly 15 seconds. Add ice and shake again until well cooled, or another 15 seconds. Strain into a glass filled with fresh ice, and enjoy!

Not This Again

Not This Again

Watch Facebook Live Video for recipe!
You’ll need…

- 2 ounces of gin
- 3 ounces of fresh grapefruit juice
- ¼ ounce of St. Germain
- IPA

Combine gin, fresh grapefruit juice, and St. Germain in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake until well combined, roughly 15 seconds. Strain into a tall glass with a little ice, plunge your IPA in upside down, and enjoy!

Inauga-tail

Inauga-tail


You’ll need…

- 2 ounces of silver tequila
- 2 ounces of fresh lemon juice
- 2 ounce of fresh carrot juice
- ½ ounce of fresh ginger juice
- ½ ounce of agave syrup

Combine silver tequila, fresh lemon juice, fresh carrot juice, fresh ginger juice, and agave syrup in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake until well combined, roughly 15 seconds. Strain into a tall glass with fresh ice, and enjoy!

Cheers To The Rapture

Cheers To The Rapture


You’ll need…

For the Cranberry Rosemary Jam:

- 12 ounces of fresh or frozen cranberries
- 1 cup of sugar
- ½ cup of fresh orange juice
- 4 whole sprigs of fresh rosemary
- 1 cup of water

For the cocktail:

- 2 ounces of gin
- 1 ½ tablespoons of cranberry rosemary jam
- Champagne
- Fresh rosemary sprig, for garnish

Cranberry Rosemary Jam recipe:

Combine fresh or frozen cranberries, sugar, fresh orange juice, fresh rosemary, and water in a two quart saucepan and bring to a boil. Turn heat to low, and simmer for 20 minutes stirring occasionally. Once jam has thickened, pour through a fine mesh strainer to discard seeds and skins. Refrigerate the jam for at least an hour before serving. Jam will continue to thicken as it cools.

Cheers to the Rapture cocktail recipe:

Combine gin and cranberry rosemary jam in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake until well combined, roughly 15 seconds. Strain into a flute glass, top with champagne, garnish with rosemary, and enjoy!

Bothan's Blood

Bothan's Blood


You’ll need…

- 2 ounces of silver tequila
- 1 ounce of blue curaçao
- 1 ½ ounces of blueberry juice
- ½ teaspoon of agave syrup
- 1 egg white

Combine silver tequila, blue curaçao, blueberry juice, agave syrup, and egg white in a cocktail shaker. Dry shake until well combined, roughly 15 seconds. Add ice and shake again, roughly another 15 seconds. Strain into a tall glass filled with fresh ice, and enjoy!

NYT Egg Nog

NYT Egg Nog


You’ll need…

- 12 eggs, separated
- 1 cup of granulated sugar
- 1 cup of bourbon
- 1 cup of cognac
- ½ teaspoon of salt
- 3 pints of heavy cream
- Freshly grated nutmeg, for garnish
- 1 to 2 cups of whole milk, optional


In an electric mixer, beat the egg yolks with the sugar until thick. Slowly add the bourbon and Cognac while beating at slow speed. Chill for several hours.

Add the salt to the egg whites. Beat until almost stiff.

Whip the cream until stiff.

Fold the whipped cream into the yolk mixture, then fold in the beaten egg whites. Chill 1 hour.

When ready to serve, sprinkle the top with freshly grated nutmeg. If desired, add 1 to 2 cups of milk to the yolk mixture for a thinner eggnog. Enjoy!

Recipe from the New York Times "1958: Eggnog Recipe"

The Amy Sherman-Pallodrinko

The Amy Sherman-Pallodrinko


You’ll need…

- 2 ounces of vanilla vodka
- ¼ ounce of Frangelico
- 1 ounce of Kahlua
- ½ ounce of simple syrup
- Coconut milk
- Doughnut, for garnish

Combine vanilla vodka, Frangelico, Kahlua, and simply syrup in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake until well combined, roughly 15 seconds. Strain into a glass filled half way with coconut milk and ice, garnish with a doughnut, and enjoy!

The Last Spell

The Last Spell


You’ll need…

- ¾ ounce of gin
- ¾ ounce of Green Chartreuse
- ¾ ounce of Lillet Blanc
- ¾ ounce fresh lime juice

Combine gin, Green Chartreuse, Lillet Blanc, and fresh lime juice in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake until well combined, roughly 15 seconds. Strain into a coupe glass, and enjoy!

The Miso Strange

The Miso Strange


You’ll need…

- 2 ounces of rye whiskey
- 1 ounce of fresh lime juice
- 1 tablespoon of fresh cilantro
- 1 teaspoon of white miso
- ½ ounce of honey

- Soda water
- Radish slices, for garnish

In the bottom of a cocktail shaker, muddle the fresh cilantro and honey together. Add rye whiskey, fresh lime juice, and white miso to the cocktail shaker with ice. Shake until well combined, roughly 15 seconds. Strain into a tall glass filled with fresh ice, and enjoy!

Josh's Marg

Josh's Marg


You’ll need…

- 2 ounces of silver tequila
- ½ cup of fresh lime juice
- 2 tablespoons of Napa cabbage kimchi, discarding the leaves
- 2 sprigs of fresh cilantro

- ½ teaspoon of sriracha
- 2 ounces of simple syrup
- 2 tablespoons of peanut butter, for garnish
- 2 tablespoons of freshly chopped peanuts, for garnish

In the bottom of a cocktail shaker, muddle the Napa cabbage kimchi and fresh cilantro with the fresh lime juice. Add silver tequila, sriracha, and simple syrup to the cocktail shaker with ice. Shake until well combined, roughly 15 seconds. Spread the peanut butter and chopped peanuts onto two separate plates, and then dip the top of each glass into the peanut butter and followed by the chopped peanuts, shaking off the excess peanut crumbs. Strain into the two glasses filled with fresh ice, and enjoy!

Hot Hot Hot Chocolate

Hot Hot Hot Chocolate


You’ll need…

- 2 ounces of vodka
- 1 ounce of steamed milk
- 2 ounces of hot water
- 2 tablespoons of unsweetened cocoa powder

- 1 tablespoon of Tree Juice Vanilla Infused Maple Syrup
- ¼ teaspoon of dried cayenne pepper
- Whipped cream, for garnish

Combine vodka, steamed milk, hot water, unsweetened cocoa powder, Tree Juice Vanilla Infused Maple Syrup, and dried cayenne pepper in large glass or bowl. Whisk or stir until well combined, roughly 45 seconds. Pour into a mug or glass of your choice, garnish with whip cream, and enjoy!

California Screamin'

California Screamin'


You’ll need…

- 10 ounces of gin
- 1 kiwi, skinned
- ¼ ounce of sweet vermouth
- ¼ ounce of dry vermouth

Combine gin and skinned kiwi in an airtight container and allow them to sit overnight. Once you are ready to make the cocktail, combine one and a half ounces of your fresh kiwi infused gin, sweet vermouth, and dry vermouth in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake until well combined, roughly 15 seconds. Strain into a chilled martini glass, garnish with a kiwi, and enjoy!

The Cockatiel Cocktail

The Cockatiel Cocktail


You’ll need…

- 1 ½ ounce of gin
- ¼ ounce of St. Germain
- 3 ounces of fresh lemon juice
- An IPA of your choice

Combine gin, St. Germain, and fresh lemon juice in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake until well combined, roughly 15 seconds. Strain into a tall glass filled with fresh ice, top with an IPA, and enjoy!

Modified from Bon Appétit's "The Elvis"

The Upside Down

The Upside Down


You’ll need…

- 10 ounces of vodka
- 5-7 garlic cloves

- 2 ounces of pickle juice
- ½ ounce of water

Combine vodka and garlic cloves in an airtight container and allow them to sit overnight. Once you are ready to make the cocktail, combine one and a half ounces of your fresh garlic infused vodka, pickle juice, and water in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake until well combined, roughly 15 seconds. Strain into a chilled martini glass, garnish with a pickle, and enjoy!

The Gin & Harry Forever

The Gin & Harry Forever


You’ll need…

- 4 ounces of Greenhook Ginsmiths Old Tom Gin
- 6 ounces of semi-dry red wine
- 2
/3 cup of mixed frozen berries
- 1 ounce of simple syrup
- Soda water

Combine mixed frozen berries and Greenhook Ginsmiths Old Tom Gin in an airtight container and allow them to sit overnight. Once you are ready to make the cocktail, muddle the berries within their container. Combine the muddled berry and gin mixture with the semi-dry red wine, and simple syrup in a cocktail shaker with ice. Stir ingredients until well combined, roughly 30 seconds. Divide mixture into two wine glasses filled with fresh ice, top with soda water, and enjoy!

Don't Make Coffee, Kevin!

Don't Make Coffee, Kevin!


You’ll need…

- 1 ½ ounce of mezcal tequila
- ½ ounce of amaretto
- 1 ounce of cold brew coffee
- ½ ounce of simple syrup
- 1 egg white

Combine mezcal tequila, amaretto, cold brew coffee, simple syrup, and an egg white in a cocktail shaker. Dry shake ingredients until well combined, roughly 15 seconds. Add ice to the mixture and shake again until well cooled, or another 15 seconds. Strain into a glass of your choice, and enjoy!

Burnt Kilt

Burnt Kilt


You’ll need…

- 2 ounces of scotch
- ½ ounce of burnt sugar simple syrup
- 2 dashes of Angostura Bitters
- Brandied cherries, for garnish
- Orange slice, for garnish

For the burnt sugar simple syrup:


In a small sauce pan, begin heating half a cup of sugar over medium heat. Once sugar becomes brown and crystalized, not burnt, add half a cup of water to the pan and break up the sugar crystals with a spoon. Stir sugar and water mixture until sugar is fully combined, then set aside and let cool.

For the cocktail:

Combine scotch, burnt sugar simple syrup, and bitters in a cocktail shaker with ice. Stir until well combined and cooled, roughly 30 seconds. Strain mixture into a cocktail glass with fresh ice, garnish with a cherry and an orange slice, and enjoy!

Love Potion 75

Love Potion 75


You’ll need…

- 1 ½ ounces of gin
- ¼ ounce of Cointreau
- ½ ounce of fresh lemon juice
- ¼ ounce of simple syrup
- 4 dashes of lemon bitters
- Sparkling rosé

Combine gin, Cointreau, fresh lemon juice, simple syrup, and lemon bitters in cocktail shaker with ice. Shake until well combined, roughly 15 seconds. Strain into a champagne flute, top with sparkling
rosé, and enjoy!

Game of Melons

Game of Melons


You'll need...

- 2 ounces of vodka
- ½ ounce of St. Germain
- ½ ounce of simple syrup
- ½ ounce of fresh lemon juice
- Muddled watermelon
- Soda water

Begin by muddling watermelon at the bottom of a cocktail shaker. Once muddled, combine vodka, St. Germain, simple syrup, fresh lemon juice in the shaker with ice. Shake until well combined, roughly 15 seconds. Strain into a tall glass with fresh ice, garnish with watermelon slices, and enjoy!

The Bee Worm

The Bee Worm


You'll need...

- 2 ounces of Standard Distillery's Oak & Rye Wormwood Craft Absinthe
- 1 ounce of Cocktail Crate's Ginger Bee Craft Mixer
- ½ ounce of simple syrup
- Smashed orange rind
- Sparkling water

At the bottom of your cocktail shaker, lightly mash an orange rind. Add the Oak & Rye Wormwood Craft Absinthe, Ginger Bee Craft Mixer, and simple syrup to the shaker with ice and stir until well combined. Pour into a tall glass with ice, top with sparkling water, and enjoy!

The Gin & Cum Juice

The Gin & Cum Juice


You'll need...

- 2 ounces of gin
- 4 ounces of fresh cucumber juice
- 2 ounces of fresh lime juice
- 1 ounce of simple syrup

Combine gin, fresh cucumber juice, fresh lime juice, and simple syrup in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake until well combined, roughly 15 seconds. Strain drink into a tall glass with fresh ice, garnish with a cucumber slice, and enjoy!

The Bam-Bam

The Bam-Bam


You'll need...

- 2 ounces of Fireball Whiskey
- 1 teaspoon of grenadine
- Diet Coke
- Maria Bamford level of cherries

Combine Fireball Whiskey and grenadine in a tall glass, and stir until well combined. Add ice and Diet Coke, and stir again. Garnish with a RIDICULOUS amount of cherries, and enjoy!

Scatcherd House Punch

Scatcherd House Punch


You'll need...

- 6 ½ ounces of dark rum
- 4 ounces of brandy
- 2 ounces of strawberry schnapps
- 4 ounces of cold brewed black tea
- 4 ounces of fresh lemon juice
- 3 tablespoons of confectioners' sugar
- 4 ounces of cold water

In a large airtight container, combine dark rum, brandy, strawberry schnapps, cold brewed black tea, fresh lemon juice, and confectioners' sugar. Close the container and shake vigorously for roughly 20 seconds. Add water and shake contents for another 20 seconds. Place mixture into the refrigerator and cool for at least an hour. Serve in a large punch bowl or pitcher garnished with strawberries, and enjoy!

Modified from the Philly Fish House Punch via Food & Wine

Blood Orange Sour

Blood Orange Sour


You'll need...

- 2 ounces of whiskey
- 1 ounce of fresh blood orange juice
- 1 large egg white
- Dash of Angostura Bitters

Combine whiskey, fresh blood orange juice, and egg white in cocktail shaker. Dry shake ingredients until well combined, roughly 15 seconds. Add ice and shake ingredients again until cool. Strain mixture into a desired glass, top with a few dashes Angostura Bitters, garnish with a blood orange slice, and enjoy!

All-American Milkshake

All-American Milkshake


You'll need...

- 2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa dissolved in ¼ cup of hot water
- 1 tablespoon sugar (optional)
- ½ cup of whole milk
- ½ cup of ice
- 2 cups of chocolate or vanilla ice cream

Place dissolved cocoa, milk and sugar in blender. Blend for 20 seconds. Add ice cream, ice and blend until smooth. Divide into two glasses, top with whipped cream and fresh chocolate shavings, and enjoy!

Minty Lemonade

Minty Lemonade


You'll need...

- 2 ounces of mint and tea infused vodka
- Lemonade, store bought or a la Beyoncé

Beyoncé's Lemonade Recipe:

Take one pint of water, add half pound of sugar. The juice of eight lemons, the zest of half lemon. Pour the water from one jug, then to the other several times. Strain through a clean napkin.

Minty Lemonade Cocktail Recipe:

Combine mint and tea infused vodka and three ounces of lemonade into a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake contents until well combined, or for about 15 seconds. Strain into a cocktail glass filled with fresh ice, garnish with a lemon slice, and enjoy!

Classic Cosmo

Classic Cosmo


You'll need...

- 2 ounces of vodka
- ½ ounce of Cointreau
- ½ ounce of fresh lime juice
- 1 ounce of cranberry juice

Combine vodka, Cointreau, fresh lime juice, and cranberry juice in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake until well combined, roughly 15 seconds. Strain into a chilled martini glass, garnish with a lime wedge, and enjoy!

The Jel-low Life

The Jel-low Life


You'll need...

- 1 ounce package of unflavored gelatin
- Juice of two lemons
- 4 tablespoons of simple syrup
- 2 ½ cups of boiling water
- 1 ½ cups of bourbon or rye whiskey
- PBR chaser

Begin by bringing your water to a boil. In a heat proof quart size measuring cup, combine package of gelatin with a splash of water to allow the gelatin to soften. Once the water is boiling, pour it in the measuring cup and stir to combine with gelatin.

In a separate bowl, combine whiskey and fresh lemon juice. Add in the gelatin mixture, stirring until well combined. Pour into vessel of your choice and cool overnight.

Serve Jel-low Life shots with a PBR chaser, and enjoy!

The Gin Cherry Blossum

The Gin Cherry Blossum


You'll need...

- 2 ounces of gin
- ½ ounce of St. Germain
- 1 ounce of fresh lemon juice
- 3 red cherries
- ½ ounce of honey

Begin by muddling the cherries at the bottom of a large cocktail shaker. Once muddled, fill cocktail shaker with ice, and add gin, St. Germain, fresh lemon juice, and honey. Shake until well combined, orfor about 15 seconds. Strain into a coupe or desired serving glass and enjoy!

Roasted Tomato & Red Pepper Bloody Mary

Roasted Tomato & Red Pepper Bloody Mary


You'll need...

For the Roasted Tomato & Red Pepper Bloody Mary Mix:

- 6 pounds of plum tomatoes
- 3 red bell peppers
- 1 tablespoon of olive oil
- 2 teaspoons of salt
- 1 teaspoon of fresh ground pepper
- 4 celery stalks, roughly chopped
- 2 tablespoons of parsley, roughly chopped
- 3 cloves of garlic
- Juice of two lemons

For the cocktail:

- 2 ounces of chilled vodka
- 6 ounces of Roasted Tomato & Red Pepper Bloody Mary Mix
- 1 teaspoon of horseradish
- Tabasco, to taste
- Worcestershire, to taste

Roasted Tomato & Red Pepper Bloody Mary Mix:

Preheat your oven to 400 degrees. Quarter the tomatoes and deseed them, setting aside the removed tomato flesh and seeds in a bowl. Quarter the red bell peppers, discarding all seeds and veins. Place as many tomatoes and red peppers on a foiled cookie sheet or roasting pan, and sprinkle with olive oil and a teaspoon of salt. Roast tomatoes and peppers in the oven for 45 minutes, or until the edges look wilted and juice is being released from the tomatoes. Set aside to cool.

While the tomatoes and red peppers are cooling, puree the tomato flesh and seeds you set aside in food processor. Strain puree mixture through a fine mesh strainer or cheesecloth and set aside the fresh tomato juice. In batches, begin pureeing your roasted tomatoes and red peppers, the fresh tomato juice, celery stalks, parsley, garlic, lemon juice, fresh black pepper, and remaining salt in the food processor. Once all ingredients have been processed, pour fresh puree through a fine mesh strainer or cheesecloth, discarding the leftover pulp. Pour the mixture into an airtight container, and cool in the fridge for at least two hours before serving. Use within one week of making.

Roasted Tomato & Red Pepper Bloody Mary:

Combine fresh Bloody Mary mix, vodka, horseradish, tobacco, and Worcestershire in a tall cocktail shaker with ice. Stir for 30 seconds, or until cooled, and strain into a tall glass filled with ice. Garnish as desired and enjoy!

Grapefruit Margarita

Grapefruit Margarita


You'll need...

- 2 ounces of tequila
- 2 ounces of fresh grapefruit juice
- 1 ounce of fresh lime juice
- ½ ounce of triple sec
- ½ ounce of agave syrup
- Lime wedge for salt rim
- Kosher salt
- Dried cayenne pepper (optional)
- Grapefruit slice, for garnish

Combine tequila, fresh grapefruit juice, fresh lime juice, triple sec, and agave syrup in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake until well combined, roughly 15 seconds. Combine kosher salt and dried cayenne pepper to taste on a plate. Rub lime wedge around the rim of a cocktail glass, then dip glass onto the plate with salt. Strain margarita mixture into the glass, garnish with a grapefruit slice, and enjoy!

Recipe care of Apartment 34

The First One with Gin

The First One with Gin


You'll need...

- 2 ounces of gin
- 1 ounce of fresh lemon juice
- 2 teaspoons of blueberry jam
- ½ of simple syrup
- Champagne floater

Combine gin, fresh lemon juice, blueberry jam, and simple syrup in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake until well combine, roughly 15 seconds, and strain into a champagne flute. Top with champagne, garnish with a lemon peel, and enjoy!

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Rosa Parks' "Featherlite" Peanut Butter Pancakes
The Double Dare
Bandade
Themiscyra
The Vin Diesel
Fire Stumble With Me
Poo-Ahnana Jon Benet
Ghostface Te-Killa
The Enchantress
The Continental
La La Lavendar
The Kinky Fuckery
Not This Again
Inauga-tail
Cheers To The Rapture
Bothan's Blood
NYT Egg Nog
The Amy Sherman-Pallodrinko
The Last Spell
The Miso Strange
Josh's Marg
Hot Hot Hot Chocolate
California Screamin'
The Cockatiel Cocktail
The Upside Down
The Gin & Harry Forever
Don't Make Coffee, Kevin!
Burnt Kilt
Love Potion 75
Game of Melons
The Bee Worm
The Gin & Cum Juice
The Bam-Bam
Scatcherd House Punch
Blood Orange Sour
All-American Milkshake
Minty Lemonade
Classic Cosmo
The Jel-low Life
The Gin Cherry Blossum
Roasted Tomato & Red Pepper Bloody Mary
Grapefruit Margarita
The First One with Gin